It's Santa!

And I want a Big Wheel and a firetruck and a coloring book and ...

 

Love.

 

It's full of stars ...

 

I'm surprised!

This picture is shocking me!

 

What?

Seriously - what's a guy got to do to get some peace and quiet with his banana puffs around here?

 

Trendy!

Check out my little Tommy shoes. I'm hot!

 

No flash!

Darn paparazzi ...

My Fellow Infant-Americans

If there is any baby out there who still doubts that America is a place where all toys are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our mommies is alive in our time; who still questions the power of a dirty diaper, this is is your answer.

 

(With apologies to President-elect Obama)

This crib can't hold me

Just you watch. One morning you're going to come out here, and I'll be sitting in the recliner watching Sesame Street.

 

I refuse to sleep

 

This is what happens when I refuse to sleep ... I get cranky

Baby shopping cart

 

Am I about to be laundered?

At-ti-ca! At-ti-ca!

No justice, no peace!